“Cake Boss” Becomes “Cake Secretary” - Bowling becomes a Blood Sport - AKA: the phrase you thought you’d never hear.
Adult Advent Calendars - How to one-up Taco Bell coming out with a wine #ChristmasWinning
Que song: “Closing time, open all the doors, And let you out into the world. Closing time, turn all of the lights on...”: Blockbuster Air B&B is…. well… closing... but you can still turn all of the lights on...
Don’t Lie, You Also Do It. The “Pervy Peek-Down” AKA “Unintentional Weirdoing” - We all do it in the public bathroom. #NoShameInYourGame with these new See-Through Shitters.
SnapChat vs “OH SNAP! I just died!” - Some things you just can’t take back, regardless of the Snap views. We call this a “SnapChop”..
Like your mom used to say, “Stay Safe; Double Wrap It” - This man triple wrapped.
National Rainbow Bridge Day - I know, you totally thought this was about video games but surprisingly, this has nothing to do with Mario Kart, yet it’s supposedly a National Holiday now.
Amazon Prime 2-Year Shipping: Arriving Friday is now Arriving next February