Crackhead Candle Shop, Adult Diaper Cults & Pre-Teen Financing Options?!?

Wanna laugh at stupid “news”?  Two life-long friends, Pat and Karma, discuss the weirdest, wildest and most ridiculous news found on the internet… all of which is called “news”.... None of which should be.  Laugh with us at today's topics:

• “Pampered” Adult Cult - This gives an entirely new meaning to having a “sh*tty coworker”.
• Pre-Teen Financing Options? - Pay to Play Scheme?; more like PAY TO ATTEND Scheme!
• Private Practice Turns into Private Jail Cell - He quite literally crossed the line… on a hoverboard. 
• DUI Drag Racing:  Yes, it’s a Florida Man…
• ATM Robbery:  HELP!  The ATM just robbed ME for $18 to take out $20! 
• Non-Offensive Offensive Things - Potential, or Non-Potential Trigger Warning - this may or may not offend you.
• Really F’n Weird Business Reviews  - “Guess the Star Rating based on the Review” Game.  Can Pat figure out how many stars they left based on Karma reading the review?  SPOILER:  NO.  NOT AT ALL….NOT IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER...and we guarantee you won’t guess correctly either!