Surfing the Crimson Tide: New Code Words Women Use

In today's podcast Two life-long friends, Pat and Karma, discuss the weirdest, wildest and most ridiculous news found on the internet.  This weeks topics feature:

• Taco Bell Wine -  Apparently now you don’t have to wait until after a night at the bar to pound Chalupas! You can instead get loaded AT Taco Bell… but just like $2 coins, it’s only available in Canada.
• Poor Mans Parrot - A Tropical Bird Fraud Story in Carlisle -  Idiot dyes a Seagull to look like a fancy bird and people fall for it. 
• Woman Caught Red Handed - If there’s a right way to commit insurance fraud, this lady clearly didn’t know it. 
• Disgusting BK Chocolate Burger - The only thing more nasty than that pic of your ex. 
• Mystery Seeds still coming from China - Yep.  Still.  And people can’t resist temptation.  Could it be a Mario Piranha Plant?  A bean stalk?  A Penis Tree? …. Or just an invasive species...
• Clever Ways to tell a man you’re on your period tonight - Because “I’m on my period” is so 1999. 
• Covid Fees? - “I’ll have the #4 meal and a small side of Covid Fees, to go please”
• Kroger Busted for Fabricating Serving Sizes - Perhaps it was a typo?  Maybe they meant to type “2.4 ounces” and accidentally types “24 ounces”?
• Mega Sperm and Lie Donor - Tom Cruised to the Sperm Bank quite a bit.  
• National Be Late for Something Day - Unfortunately this is real, according to FemaleFirst.co.uk
• Class Action Park on HBO - The new documentary about a waterpark gone terribly wrong. 

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